I-Wha-Huh?!

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
09/21/2016 at 13:31 • Filed to: halp just halp

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A Midnight Purple(?) BCNR33 for your trouble because of what I’m about to show you in a minute.

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I have !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! someone can do this, but.... W-Why? Just... I’m sitting here laughing and sobbing uncontrollably as to why someone would have the cheek to do this.

Also, the OP thinks everyone is ripping on him when they’re giving out suggestions to talk things through with a counselor or try to find a different position to work at.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 13:37

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Asking reddit for romantic relationship advice is like asking Oppo to find you a reliable daily driver on Craigslist.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Roadster Man
09/21/2016 at 13:38

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What hurts/amuses me more is that this piece of work wasn’t from reddit - but from EVGA forums, of all places!


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 13:42

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Oh, the font looks similar to reddit so it threw me off.

That makes the situation even more sad somehow, that he had to vent to his computer hardware buddies on his computer hardware forum.

Since you mentioned EVGA forums... maybe you can help me. I’m thinking of buying an EVGA GTX1060 for my next build. Am I being stupid by buying the “new card”? Should I just get a 960? I run a 660 now and while SC2 is fine, it just isn’t cutting it on Overwatch.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 13:42

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If checking out hot chicks is wrong, I don’t want to be right, I guess?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Roadster Man
09/21/2016 at 13:48

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Normally, I’d say it’s up to you but at this point, the Pascal-era cards are beginning to show their worth so I’d say it’s best to get the EVGA 1060 or 1070, if possible. A 960 is fine, don’t get me wrong, but at this point, you’re better off with the 10 series.


Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 13:49

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I LOVE that “trying to live my life as a CHRISTIAN” line.

Hey there, Chuckles , Nikos Kazantzakis you ain’t


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 13:49

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Yeah, I figured with the Pascal generation I might as well spend the extra dough to buy a current-gen card. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Roadster Man
09/21/2016 at 14:02

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Delete the gym, hire Facebook, hit the lawyer?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Roadster Man
09/21/2016 at 14:11

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Allroads !!! Allroads for everyone


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 14:22

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After reading everything I came to the conclusion this was written by a 12 year old CHRISTIAN man.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 14:25

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Could be worse for the wife, neighbor could be a guy. Then she’d feel really challenged by his lust.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Roadster Man
09/21/2016 at 14:30

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“Oppo! Find me a reliable DD!”

“Here’s an old Jag on CraigsList with a V12 and a manual, it probably won’t let you down.”


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Mercedes Streeter
09/21/2016 at 14:47

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You’ll learn things!

Like new swear words and how to dial out to a UK phone number to find parts.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 15:01

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Communication. Communication was lacking here. Dude missed his chance for anything positive out of this. Don’t need to sound the alarms every time you glance at someone you find attractive but maybe saying something to his wife earlier would’ve stopped all this a while ago. She probably would’ve understood and helped him out to avoid excessively awkward situations. Everyone is on the same page and then bam, no more problem.

....on the other end of the spectrum he might’ve ended up with a wife approved girlfriend. Who knows? Maybe it was the wife’s plan all along and her friend just needed some male company that didn’t suck. But if that was the case (and it’s a long shot) that ship sailed a long, long time ago from the sounds of it.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/21/2016 at 16:46

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This dude has the emotional maturity of a gnat. I also found it weird that his wife looks after, quote, “my four children”. Are they his children from a different mother, or has he simply forgotten they are “our” children.

And seriously, there’s nothing wrong with visual browsing, but if you can’t get over crushes at that point in your life, you really need to grow up. Also the whole “I’m not worthy of my wife” trope bugs me in general. Work harder at it then. It’s an excuse to be lazy.